is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
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She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
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I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
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