bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
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Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
We're using joints as your birthday candles
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So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
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