What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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