I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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