YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
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There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
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What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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