love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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