hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
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