I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
We need to rekindle our bromance
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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