hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
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got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
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If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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