I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
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there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
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Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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