that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
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