OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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