The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Randomize
