i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
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some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
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I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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