super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
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do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
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Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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