Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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