Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
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