I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
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you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
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I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
50% drunk capacity currently
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
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