i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
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Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
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You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
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