Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
There r osticjed everywhere
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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