just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
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Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
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It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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