ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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