White coat. Heels.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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