who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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