why didn't you poke me back
So gin and wine won't be happening again
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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