I heard we made out
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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