Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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