So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Randomize
