And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
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September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
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ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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