She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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