No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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