You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
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there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
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Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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