Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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