Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
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He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
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to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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