yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
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we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
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She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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