No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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