Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
Randomize
