you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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