can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
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so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
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When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
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