every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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