and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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