i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I need to align my fucking chakras
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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