Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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