need another drink. this is the easiest way
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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