he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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