WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
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