Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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