Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
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She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
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You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
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