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(856): View more from New Jersey

So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them

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(952): View more from Minnesota

He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.

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(843): View more from South Carolina

By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.

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(337): View more from Louisiana

He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off

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(613): View more from Ontario

I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.

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(307): View more from Wyoming

they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel

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(775): View more from Nevada

I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do

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So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.

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(250): View more from British Columbia

Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.

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