She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
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apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
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there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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