and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
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Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
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Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
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