Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
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I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
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Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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