I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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