have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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